Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
HEXXUS!!
HOLY SHIT
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
Can we talk about how Sleeping Beauty walks away like:
” I told this bitch not to eat food from weird ass old ladies in the middle of the fucking woods.”
” This is what happens when you take food from a stranger.”
“If shes old enough to live with seven tiny men shes old enough to know the would you like an apple trick.”
“Im done I have a castle and a dragon to get back to”
“I can not.”
